Right so when squirrels gather loads of food and not come out for weeks it’s ‘normal’ but when I do it it’s ‘antisocial’ oh ok
shout out to water for keeping my throat sufficiently lubricated for optimal yodeling techniques
That literally got weirder and weirder with every word
"Tell me, how is it you Germans are so robust?
You’re crushing me with your intimidation.
My fragility causes me to openly weep out of fear.
Your women terrify me.
Is it the norm to drink a barrel of beer,
and then bust it on somebody’s head?
Please don’t come to my place in large mobs.
German tourists are scary.
Even the girls that are from Germany,
are more rugged than I am. Yahoo!”
petition to remove the ‘d’ from wednesday
not what i had in mind but im flexible
am I sick from anxiety or am I actually physically ill? a memoir by me
am i lazy or horribly depressed: the sequel
does everyone hate me or am I just very insecure: the completion of the trilogy
i have a deep respect for scotland because i was at an ireland vs scotland football match and their chant was “we hate england more than you”
one time at a germany vs scotland game some german fans started the “stand up if you hate england” chant and the whole stadium stood up
WHAT DID WE DO?!
What didn’t we do
Does this mean that England is the us of europe
where do you think the us got it from????